Crap It by Abyss
- ! - CREDITZ : CODING : ZERBERUS/ABYSS ABYSS : BEAT UP/ABYSS RADIUS : AWAY/RADIUS 2X2 CHAR: ??? MUSIC : LAXITY ABYSS AND RADIUS ARE NOT IN CO-OP ! - ABC DEFGH IJK LMN OPQ RSTUVWXYZV[/]^G _ - - ABCD EFGHIJ KLMNOPQQRSTUVWQOXYWZ[/]^_ - - FTA[A A[A A'A A'A,A'A,A3A,A3A8A'A,A3A A'A,A[A A' - HALLO FREAX. ONCE AGAIN IT'S SODOMY/ABYSS AND AWAY/RADIUS HACKING SUM CRAP. WE'RE SITTING HERE AT ZERBERUS' HOME, BEHIND ME SITS WILLIAMS (ACID RIPPER) AND ZERBERUS, OF COZ. AFTER WATCHING SUM DEMOS WE DECIDED TO WRITE SUM SHIT. BUT BEFORE I START I'LL GIVE DA KEYZ TO AWAY. OKAY PUNX! HERE IS ONE MORE TIME AWAY/RADIUS! WELL, WHAT CAN I WRITE??? MMMHHH, AS WE DROVE TO ZERBI'S HOME, WE NEARLY KILLED SUM BIKE-DRIVERS (AWAY, DER FAHRRADKILLER!) AND SODOMY NEARLY BECAME A VICTIM OF AN ACCIDENT! AND AFTER THIS SITUATION AN OLD NAZI-SUCKER SCREAMED SUM SHIT TO HIM ABOUT THE STREETRULES! WELL, WILLIAMS IS SITTING (?) BEHIND US AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MAKES? NOW HE LOOKS AT THE SCREEN AND GABBLES! OKAY, MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE HIM THE CHANCE TO DEFEND HIS AUTHORITY. C'MON WILLIAMS AND HACK DA KEYS! OK, LET'S WRITE THE STORY 'BOUT THE SHIT OF AWAY! ALWAYS HE INVENTS SUM SHIT NAMES, AND THIS IS CRAP, SO DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT OF AWAY+SODOMY SERIOUSLY. NOW I DON'T KNOW, WOT TO WRITE, SO I GIVE ZE KEYS TO ZERBERUS! AHEM... SORRY, GUYS BUT I HAVEN'T GOT ANY IDEAS TO WRITE... SO I GIVE DA KEYZ TO SODOMY AGAIN... BYE. HI IT'S ME AGAIN AND HERE'S AWAY....OKAY, I THINK YA'RE REALLY BORED, COZ EVERYBODY HANDLES THE BOARD TO ANOTHER FREAK! WELL, BUT AWAY TRIES TO MASTER THE NEXT MEGADECADE! OKAY, SODOMY AND WILLIAMS ARE TALKING ABOUT EPROMS AND I MUST WRITE THIZ CRAP-SUCK! WELL, TODAY I RECEIVED ONLY TWO SENDINGS AND THE STUFF WAS QUITE OLD! POISON'S SENDING WAS ONE (!) WEEK ON TRAVEL AND VISION'S STUFF WAS QUITE NEW! WELL, A MEZZY TO DRAGNET! YA SAY, THAT CORE WAS LAME! OKAY, I SAY, THAT WE WERE NOT THE BEST, BUT HOW CAN YA BECAME FAMOUS, WHEN YA HAVE NO CODER AND ONLY A LAZY CRACKER? BUT RADIUS IS REALLY A MEGACOOL GROUP! BUT TODAY I SAW SUM PARTS OF THE NEW ABYSS DEMO AND I MUST SAY, THAT WHAT I SAW, WAS NOT BAD! WELL, TODAY IS TIME TO CELEBRATE! DO YA KNOW WHY??? YEAH, IN BAVARIA WE HAVE GOT OUR MARKS OF THE FINAL EXAMS! AND I AND WILLIAMS HAVE PASSED IT VERY WELL! BUT WILLIAMS IS A LITTLE BIT BETTER THAN ME, BAAEHH! MMMMHHHH, AND AGAIN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE! MMMMHHH, YESTERDAY I RECEIVED A PACKAGE FROM OUR HQ AND I ALWAYS LOVE IT, TO RECEIVE STUFF FROM OUR COOL FREAX IN BOCHUM! HEY CHRIS, THE RANXVIEWER IS QUITE COOL! NOW I GIVE THE KEYS TO ANYBODY ELSE, COZ THEY SLAG ALWAYS DOWN ON ME AND SO I WANNA SEE, WHAT SODOMY WILL WRITE...........THANX, AWAY. WELL, I THINK U KNOW WAT KIND OF SCROLLERS I PREFER. SO LET ME START WIF A SHORT STORY... ONCE UPON A TIME THERE LIVED AN UGLY-OLD WITCH NEAR A SMALL VILLAGE. THE VILLAGE WAS CALLED HETZLES (LOOK AT DA LANDMAP.. SEARCH 4 NUERNBERG (GERMANY), LOOK OUT 4 ERLANGEN AND 20 KM FAR AWAY THERE IT IS.) SUDDENLY, THE WITCH GOT A BABY (GUESS WHO'S DA FATHER !!)(NONO, NOT WILLIAMS !!!) SHE DECIDED TO NAME DA BABY 'MIKE'. HIS REAL NAME IS MIKE FENN. BUT I THINK .... FUCK IT UP. ALWAYS IF I WRITE SUM STORYZ SUMBODY LAUGH 'BOUT 'EM. IN THIZ MOMENT AWAY, ZERBI AND WILLIAMS OH SORRY ACID RIPPER ARE LAUGHING 'BOUT THIZ SHIT AND ABOUT MY PERSON. SO I FINISH THIZ STORY HERE. U CAN READ DA END OF DA STORY IN OUR NEW ABYSS-DEMO. NUN, AWAY WILL UNBEDINGT AUCH NOCH MAL WAT SCHREIBEN, ALSO GIVE ICH IHM DA KEYBOARD. HUMBLE... HELLO, AWAY IS BACK AND I MUST SAY TO SODOMY: DO NOT START TO CRY, COZ EVERYBODY LAUGHS ABOUT YER STORYS! OKAY, I DECIDED NOW TO GIVE YA A LITTLE LESSON IN FRANCONIAN! OKAY, LET'S START! 'OANS, ZWOA, GSUFFA' MEANS 'ONE, TWO....STONED AGAIN'. IN FRANCONIAN THE LETTERS 'B' AND 'P' ARE THE SAME. THEY WERE PRONOUNCED IN THE SAME WAY! SO THE WORD 'PASS' HAS FOUR DIFFERENT MEANINGS! FIRST IS A 'PASS' IN FRANCONIAN A MUSIC INSTRUMENT WITH FOUR STRINGS! SECOND A 'PASS' IS A DOCUMENT TO TRAVEL ABROAD. THIRD A 'PASS' IS, WHEN YA GIVE THE FOOTBALL TO ANOTHER PLAYER IN THE MATCH. (GERMANY IS WORLD'S CHAMPION....YEAH!) AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST A 'PASS' IS THE STREET IN THE MOUTAINS! OKAY, YA SEE, THAT FRANCONIAN IS MUCH EASIER TO SPEAK THAN FISHHEAD-LANGUAGE (NORDDEUTSCH!) OKAY, BUT I THINK FISHHEAD-LANGUAGE IS MUCH BETTER THAN SWAEBISCH! OKAY, DON'T BE ANGRY DRAGNET/POISON, P.R.I./DUPLEX+ORACLE AND ALL GUYS, WHICH LIVE IN THE NORTH OF GERMANY AND IN SWAEBIAN! OKAY, NOW I MUST TELL YA A STORY OF A LAMER, WHICH CONTACTED ME! A FREAK FROM OBERPFALZ CONTACTED ME AND WANT TO SWAP WITH ME! GUESS WHAT HE SENT ME??? STUFF FROM 12.05.90. BY THE ROAD, THIS DEMO IS RELEASED ON THE 17.07.90! MMMHHH, I'M OUT OF INSPIRIATION. AND I THINK, I WILL GIVE YA NOW MY ADDY, IF YA'RE STILL ALIVE, HEHE! I THINK THE MOST FREAX HAVE RESETED THE COMP IN MY FRANCONIAN LESSON, HAVEN'T THEY? OKAY, IF YA STILL READ THIS SCROLLER, THEN YA'RE WORTH FOR MY ADDY. FOR A HOT 0-5 DAYS SWAP OR FOR GRAFIX, WRITE TO: AWAY/RADIUS PLK 066439 C 8520 ERLANGEN WEST GERMANY ...DAZ ALL AGAIN FROM ME AND AWAY SIGNS OFF AND GIVE THE BOARD FOR A LAST TIME TO SODOMY! C.U. ......THUMBS UP, LIKE CREST WOULD SAY! FART........ MMMMMM, GUESS WHO'S HERE ?? PLEASE, WILLIAMS STOP GABBLING BEHIND ME. GO OUT, PLAY WIF UR .... AND BE HAPPY. OFCOZ HERE'S MY ADDY: PLK. 066364 C IN DA SAME TOWN AND COUNTRY LIKE AWAY. FOR OUR GERMAN-SPEAKING FRIENDS: WHAT MEANS POST ???? ..... HAE ?? HAE ??? OK I'LL TELL IT TO U: PERSONAL OHNE SINNVOLLE TAETIGKEIT. (HOEHOEHOE) A NICE JOKE FROM OUR FLAT-JOKE-MAKER AWAY. DON'T KICK ME INTO MY........ LET'S STOP THIZ CRUEL FIGHTING-SCENE AND WE ALL SAY BYEBYE TO ALL GUYZ'N'CONTACTS OUT THERE (ARE U MAD TO READ SUCH A FUCKING SCROLLER ???) SODOMY/ABYSS, AWAY/RADIUS, ZERBERUS/ABYSS AND WILLIAMS (ACID RIPPER)/??? (HE'S OUT OF ANY GROUP.) ARE SIGNING OFF. - ABYSS+RADIUS RULEZ - REMEMBER: ABYSS AND RADIUS ARE NOT IN CO-OP!!! - WRAP... -